2022.01.26 05:26 RustyClawHammer TIFU - by ruining the ending to The Force Awakens to every single kid in my neighborhood
Obligatory this did not happen today but was like 6-7 years ago. I'll try and make this as quick as possible.
Ok here we go. My family and I (m35) had just returned from a camping trip in the middle of the night due to a fight with my BIL (m40) but that's another TIFU story for another day. So we roll into our house at like 10pm and are exhausted and dirty. I spend about 45 minutes just organizing and unloading all the camping gear while my wife (f33) puts our two kids to bed and cleans them up. So about 45 minutes later I go to lay down in bed next to my wife and close my eyes for some sweet sweet sleep when I hear "pew pew pew, zwoosh zwoosh" yeah cinematic Star Wars music sounds. That's right it's The Force Awakens at cinema level volume coming into my house. I spent 7 years in Thailand living next to an Indian restaurant that would play Bollywood music at all hours so I have a bit of history of losing my temper a bit at noise during my sleepy time. My wife gives me that look that says "just go to bed honey."
I'm tired and grumpy but I'm gonna be polite these people are my neighbors. I go to the backyard and can see the house kitty-corner to me as a big projector up and is rocking some Star Wars. Ok, no worries I'll just ask them to turn it down. So like any normal person, I climb up onto the fence in the corner of my yard and pop my head over and see the movie (wow this is actually a pretty sweet setup by I'm tired af), and say "Hey guys could you turn the movie down a bit?"
Thinking, nice that's over I just hop back in bed. 2 minutes later all I can hear again is Chewbacca growling his face off through my bedroom window.
Attempt 2, I climb back up the wall and this time say, "Hey guys I love Star Wars too, it's awesome but can you just turn it down some more please?" Remember it's dark and my eyes can only see this projector and not much else so I know people are back there but not much else.
Back to bed, yes all good. Nope, not all good, movie still going loud af. At this point, my wife sees I'm about to lose it. She's like, "Honey no, no, just let it do."
*Warning if you don't want a spoiler and still haven't seen THE FORCE AWAKENS stop here, but I mean come on it's 2022 at this point I can tell this story.
Back I climb up the fence and this time shout, "Turn the music down, please!!!! And as I'm climbing down this awful thought (I'm not proud of this moment either) I pop back up and yell, "Oh and Han dies at the end of this too!" Then my eyes adjust to the light. I look in the backyard, it's not just one family watching the film. It's like all the neighborhood kids, were talking pre-covid gathering size of 20 plus. Yeah, I just ruined this movie for all my neighbor's kids.
I climb back to bed and guess what it's quiet. I can sleep. But now I sleep knowing that I'm a monster.
TLDR: I ruined the ending to The Force Awakens to every kid in my neighborhood.
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2022.01.26 05:26 X9Tr1NXCl1ps Lol I have just started watching Harry Potter and I thought that Harry married hermione not ginny
2022.01.26 05:26 pinkyplayzRoblox Wfl
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2022.01.26 05:26 04_Hazzard Im missing the decals and a better wing
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2022.01.26 05:26 Loli_Lover100 The team we need, but not the team we deserve
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2022.01.26 05:26 bLUEbYTE84 ?
2022.01.26 05:26 Yakut58_ hmmm
2022.01.26 05:26 pp-mpb-sufferer how to get dutasteride 0.5mg for hairloss in usa ?
I'm planning to start on dutasteride 0.5mg for hairloss. Bur it seems dutasteride needs a prescription from the doctor. Can I get it from an online doctor, if so do online doctors prescribe dutasteride since its not FDA approved ?
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2022.01.26 05:26 Pleasant_Net1058 A Solid Project that you're Looking For! MicroPets 🚀
If you are looking for a solid project with strong fundamentals you should definitely take a look at MICROPETS. It is on the BSC network but definitely fits what youre looking for.
It's only 3 months old, the team has KYC'd with pinksale.
These are the reasons why I think Micropets would be a good fit for you:
2022.01.26 05:26 ILovePizz4s Is freeze comp worth it (diona/ganyu/kazuha/Mona or Kokomi)?
I was generally going for melt comp 4pc WT but my dumbass built 4pc BS on her and now I have no more materials to spare. Good thing that I have all of the characters above, and she's also my first character with a 5-star BiS (got it on standard wish early with Childe). Is it good against bosses? (Also, does the extra 20% crit rate work on bosses, they freeze but they don't actually freeze)? How can you compare freeze comp and melt comp?
With that, what's generally a good melt comp? I might have time to build them if I save up enough fragile resin
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2022.01.26 05:26 Unknown4me_ Red-blue heavy rifle smg multitul [found on space station // Euclid galaxy // Portal coordinates attached][Alterra space exploration program]
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2022.01.26 05:26 SlightAd1552 What did you wish you’d known, before getting divorced?
2022.01.26 05:26 SweeTreatz97 Not feeling like I've made progress
I don't feel like I've made any progress at all with trying to fix my eating habits yet I want to go so far backwards. I gave myself a bit of a cheat day today where I didn't have to eat much/eat what I want when I want but now I want to have another cheat day tomorrow. My body finally looks like a good/normal weight before all of this happened yet my mind still thinks I'm gross and still wants to go back to the times when I wasn't eating, no clothes would fit, I looked too thin. I can't even buy new clothes because I don't know if I'll be able to fit into them again.
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2022.01.26 05:26 Hritik249 I Annoyed Millions of Cultivators Episode 49 English Subtitles Watch For Free Online
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2022.01.26 05:26 ChickenBeefRicooroni If I don't want to have kids for another couple years, should I not take hCG right now?
Wife and I don't want to have kids until at least 2024 (which is when I finish grad school), so should I just lay off the hCG until then, or is there any benefit to not taking it now? Been taking hCG since June of last year, which is when I started TRT. I don't mind the testicular atrophy - from what I have heard it isn't that bad and it usually reverses when you take the hCG. At the risk of sounding like a total tool, I've got very large testicles anyways (or so I am told by literally every woman I've slept with), and they are super annoying.
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2022.01.26 05:26 graflo 1Password integration
Hello, does SimpleLogin have a JMAP API? The lead integration developer at 1Password seems keen on working on an integration with SL, especially if there's a JMAP API. Just trying to push for these two great services to work together :D
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2022.01.26 05:26 blighty800 Someone on steam is holding the world record for number of hours spent on games.
2022.01.26 05:26 Shiir0sworstenemy Complaining about videos/posts you choose to click on is stupid
I'm not talking about when the post is hateful, bigoted, contains threats, or anything like that. I'm saying when all the things have is opinions. Let's say you think yellow and red look beautiful together, but there is a video on YouTube and the title claims yellow and red look ugly together. Why the fuck should you click on the video is all you want to do is complain? But I feel like people are going to think I'm defending hate which I'm not, thats a separate issue, I'm only talking about opinions in general.
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2022.01.26 05:26 Cloudyhou Which characters are considered "S tier" in the game.
I just got the game with all the DLC's and I'm wondering what characters are considered S tier characters.
I think people said that like katakuri was good but I'm not sure.
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2022.01.26 05:26 Gatorsforthiscreator Unwanted intrusive thoughts
The human mind.submitted by Gatorsforthiscreator to Poem [link] [comments]
Can it even truly be defined?
It's really not that simple,
to describe how mine works...
Well, that would leave me to tremble.
It just can be such a menace.
The feeling of confusion is tremendous.
Why is mines operation so horrendous?
Getting stuck in my head,
essentially ripping me to shreds.
Potentially, destroying my day.
Eventually things won't be ok.
Intensities are heightened.
Shit, I'm so fucking frightened.
Why am I like this?
My thoughts are intrusive.
My mind is abusive,
and this isn't about impulses...
because for me these thoughts are unwanted.
But yet... still, I am constantly taunted.
Is this normal, or am I insane?
My brain, my body, my soul...is in pain.
My biggest fears are all I can think about.
It causes my quality of life to dwindle and drought.
What if? That always seems to be my question.
For such absurd things, these "what if" scares turn into random obsessions.
Unrealistic case scenarios appear in my thoughts.
Things that have never happened, causing my stomach to knot, and my hope for my personal future to rot.
If I'm not crazy, what if that's where I end up?
Losing my mind, it could always happen abrupt.
Please save me. I'm living in hell.
I want my mind to be peaceful and to wish "intrusive thoughts" farewell.
2022.01.26 05:26 dlt3 Managed to acquire these today.
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2022.01.26 05:26 isachinm Regarding traditional Sikh turban?
Being not from North India(hindu), can I wear traditional Sikh turban? If at all I can wear it for a short period of time, what rules i have to keep in mind? Also, best place to get one in tricity who can also help me in wearing it?
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2022.01.26 05:26 lacymae1 Bbw looking for sugar daddy to call text and confide in. Comment or pm if interested
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2022.01.26 05:26 Fit_Box_7798 Edogawa Conan X Ai Haibara???
I saw many people shiiping them, how the f are they shipping them?! I didn't even see a single romantic scene between them, anyone care to explain me? I want to know the reason so badly!!
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2022.01.26 05:26 myatman Bad CFI or am I soft?
Sadly my first CFI, who was awesome, got sent to the airlines so I "flew" with a different CFI. The experience left me asking myself if I'm a jerk or if she sucks as a CFI
I preparation for working with the new CFI, I sent an email the day before with all my experience, Hours and what I've been reading and reviewing with my previous CFI. Included a detailed view of all last 3 lessions. I also had my briefing ready like my previous instruction liked me to do so we didn't waste time on the computer before flying. Here's what I arrived to.