[WP] a spaceship crashes on an elven planet. you are a robot tasked to salvage the ship. you find an impotent toaster, a roomba, and a wizard starting a gregorian chant to coerce a microwave into cooking a hot pocket. you are now being chased by machine cultists, trying to steal your limbs.

2021.12.02 13:49 needs_more_daka [WP] a spaceship crashes on an elven planet. you are a robot tasked to salvage the ship. you find an impotent toaster, a roomba, and a wizard starting a gregorian chant to coerce a microwave into cooking a hot pocket. you are now being chased by machine cultists, trying to steal your limbs.

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2021.12.02 13:49 V1per41 V1per's Week 13 Survivor / Eliminator Pick

Well three quick losses and I was prepared to stop posting these, but you all keep asking for them, so here it is.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID MATH STUFF, JUST GIVE ME THE TEAM I SHOULD PICK
Los Angeles Rams.
Rams are the largest favorites of the week (-13) and have no usefulness rest of season.
Other options to consider if you haven't used them: TB (-11) & IND (-10),

Rank Team P(Win Week) P(Win Out) E(Wins)
1 LAR 88% 35.63% 14.06
2 KC 81% 30.92% 13.95
3 PHI 73% 29.56% 13.91
4 SF 62% 25.10% 13.80

RISKY PICK
Also the Rams. LAR has no future usefulness, and they are the biggest favorite of the week, don't overthink this one.

SEASON SO FAR
8-3-1. It's been a rough few weeks. Let's hope the 13 point favorite can pull a win out for us.
REST OF SEASON OUTLOOK

Week Team Opp P(Win)
1 TB DAL 100%
2 GB DET 100%
3 DEN NYJ 100%
4 BUF HOU 100%
5 MIN DET 100%
6 IND HOU 100%
7 ARI HOU 100%
8 CIN NYJ 0%
9 NO ATL 0%
10 PIT DET 100%
11 CLE DET 100%
12 DAL LV 0%
13 LAR JAX 88%
14 TEN JAX 88%
15 MIA NYJ 85%
16 KC PIT 79%
17 NE JAX 91%
18 BAL PIT 75%
italics represent changes from last week.
As we get later into the season we shouldn't expect to see many changes at this point.
NERDY MATH STUFF
P (Win Out) = 35.63% About a 1 in 3 chance we can win out from here
E(Wins) = 14.06. Still should expect to lose 1+ games this year.

METHODOLOGY
I get team win percentages from 538 for every game in the entire season. I update probabilities for the current week based on Vegas betting lines to better take into account current team situations that 538's computer models can't account for.
With all of these values, I run something called the Hungarian Algorithm which solves the best possible choices to maximize the total win percentage values. This makes sure to use each team when it's optimal to do so.
The method used for this maximizes your chance of making it through the whole season undefeated. This is ideal if you are in a very large (70+ person) league. If however, you are in a small league that is unlikely to have everyone make it to the end and the last person standing is the winner, than the above picks will be less than ideal. If you're in one of these smaller leagues, download the file below, enter your league size and get the team list specifically for your league.

DOWNLOAD
Reddit automatically blocks any post with a Mediafire link in it. Rather than continue to post and ask the mods to unblock, I'm going to link to my past post here which contains the Mediafire link to the workbook.
I've tried to take into account every rule-set possible, but if you have a funky league rule that the workbook doesn't seem to work for let me know and I'll see if I can add the feature.

Good luck to everyone this week.
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2021.12.02 13:49 ZOD_9 Help me with my pc.

Hey guys,
My pc is very old around 8-9 years old with few newer parts that I'll mention in this post and I'm planning to get a pc when I get into a college that starts around May next year, till then I'd like to build a new lower end pc with specs required to play the game called "Dota2" only. Its fine if other high end games wont work in this build but it should run dota2 properly with 100+ fps if possible. So I would like some help regarding this build. My current pc has many problems , the biggest one is that it automatically turns off when I'm In Game without a warning or anything. I have a year old gpu, ssd and psu that I'm planning to use for the new build till I get into college.
My current specs:
Processor- AMD A10-6800K APU with Radeon(tm) HD Graphics, 4100 Mhz, 2 Core(s)
Gpu- Nvidia Geforce Gtx 1060 6GB
Ram- DDR3 16gb Corsair Vengence
PowerSupply- OCZ ZS 650 Watt
Motherboard- Asus A68HM-K mATX FM2+ socketed
Storage- Wd green 240 GB ssd
Monitor - Some shitty monitor
Case- Something shitty as well
I am planning to buy new processor, ram, motherboard, monitor , case and thinking to use my previous gpu, psu and ssd because its only 1 year old, and other parts are like very v old. I don’t want to spend a lot of money on these parts as I’m going to build a high end pc once my college starts , till then I want to assemble the pc using my other parts like gpu, psu , ssd and buying the rest.
So please help me with the parts and their links if you guys can and keep in mind I only want to run dota2 at good fps , not any other high end games or programs for now. I would also like to know your opinions on this.
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2021.12.02 13:49 XIIXOO Woke ASU Students Protest Kyle Rittenhouse Holding “DEATH 2 AMERICA” Signs — While Patriot Counter-Protesters Chant “LET’S GO BRANDON”

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2021.12.02 13:49 Background_Piece_312 The Dreams Return, by Snøv

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2021.12.02 13:49 Flora-Tea When I open a package, Pearl knows what to do!

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2021.12.02 13:49 vaishnavi_1 How are parents of every influencer liberal?

Being an influencer is still a new ,
when is comes to india, still not a sought after career to chose and would require at least one year of effort to actually get paid well ,
how are parents agreeing to it readily, now I come from a typical Indian family which doesn't even address dating ,
it doesn't exist for them while I see influencers being open about their relationships and sharing every single detail on SM,
there is a speculation that sid- komal are in a PR relationship, how do their parents not question this?
Every adult has all rights to live their lives according to what they feel is right,
I am not against doing any of this,
just that when it's out on social media for everyone to view, do they not get questioned by extended family or something.
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2021.12.02 13:49 JellyfishSweet 3 year progress

I started to tackle my debt in January 2019, so I thought I'd provide a 3 year update to anyone who is currently drowning. I had:
$17,000 (about 5% interest at the time)- Canadian student debt , I've had this loan since approx. 2008, but had to start paying in 2013 when I finished school. Used repayment assistance several times until I couldn't and I was forced to start making payments
$10,000 - Student line of credit (6.45% interest), I went back to school for some post-grad courses, but didn't finish the program
$9000 - Car loan (0.2% interest), Bought a brand new car in 2015, should have bought used but I made poor decisions
$8500 - Credit Card Debt (19.99% interest), Used credit card freely without thinking of consequences
Total: $44,500 in debt. My gross income was about $42,000 and that was a wake up call to me that I owed more in debt than I made in a year's income. So, I spoke with my bank and I consolidated my CC debt and my student line of credit ($18,500 personal loan at 9.71% over 5 years). I budgeted down to the penny and starting throwing any extra income towards my personal loan as that was the highest interest rate
Today, nearly 3 years later, my total debt is: $15,386.68
Student Loan: $ 13,387.65
Personal Loan: $1999.65
Car Loan: Paid off
CC: I use it but pay it in full every month

I was overwhelmed with my debt. I carried it like a black cloud for years and just never really thought about how much the interest, especially on my credit card was costing me long term. In 3 years, I have paid off $29,113.32 in debt. It hurts because sometimes I think damn, if I didn't have debt I could have had that in savings. But maybe in 3 years from now, I will. Or I will have a funded RRSP or I'll have some money in investments. I had to take a good hard look at myself and my spending habits and really do the work. Just remind yourself it's a marathon, not a race and you have to change your habits!
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2021.12.02 13:49 ShortAlgo Awaiting Buy signal on $GPRO https://t.co/wyBdarnovW

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2021.12.02 13:49 Dodoboomer r/amogus mod applications in a nutshell

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2021.12.02 13:49 zoniix When do you Bond or Stake?

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2021.12.02 13:49 Sweeth_Tooth99 Anyone recognize this type of antenna ? Also would be nice to know the brand.

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2021.12.02 13:49 ShortAlgo Awaiting Buy signal on $GPS https://t.co/a25pP49A35

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2021.12.02 13:49 PurpleDanielle03 Loud and proud

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2021.12.02 13:49 Schro3der I run a weekly open mic at Crafty in Five Points. Starting tonight and for the next three weeks we have some year-end, holiday-themed comedy shows that are totally free. Come on out if you're around!

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2021.12.02 13:49 Electrical_Guess9648 🐯 BABY TIGER COIN 🐯 100% Doxxed | Hilarious NFT Character Cards | Huge Marketing Team | Full Audit | Huge Telegram Growth | Amazing New

🐯 BABY TIGER COIN ($BTC/BNB) just launched and our community is organically growing super fast! Grab yourself a Natty Ice, unzip those jorts, and slick back that sweaty mullet because you’re in for one hell of a ride (mustaches sold separately).

Featuring a hilarious NFT collection and unique rewards for holding, the U.S. based Florida Man project is delivered by a team of 100% doxxed developers, and their full-time graphic artist is constantly adding new characters.

It's a great coin to you!

🐯 Submitted to TEN NEW LISTING SITES!! Super Stoked and Trashy Telegram Group. Healthy Chart with Ample LP and Solid Floors. 4 More Call Groups today. (2) TikTok influencers Paid. (4) Twitter Influencers Paid. (2) Full-time artists working round-the-clock. CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap Incoming. First Video AMA went great, another one coming Friday!

Some $BTC NFT Highlights:

🐯 Boxed sets of character cards, each of these dirtbags having different rarities, traits, and backstories.

Collecting an entire set unlocks crazy rewards, and certain Characters “link” together to release instant BNB prizes to the holder’s wallet.

Aside from the sets, we will also MintDrop super rare cards, which you can buy/sell/trade on marketplaces that we partner with.

🐯 NFT holders will be entered into our permanent weekly giveaway contests, where they will be broadcast on our livestream channel. Prizes range from BNB , $BTC , and real-life tangible goods.

NFT farming will commence in phase II, and will start developing our online game which willreward holders in $BTC in phase II.I

🎯 Tokenomics:

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000

🔥 Burn : 20%

🔒Liquidity Locked 100%

✅ Tax : 7%

Come join our community on TG..

🌎 Telegram: https://t.me/BabyTiger_Coin


🔰 Pancake Swap : https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xdb5d7410ecfc211eca821f6545e019a24fe14c7d

🔰 https://www.honeypot.is/?address=0xdb5d7410ecfc211eca821f6545e019a24fe14c7d

🔰 Deeplock: Lock LP
https://deeplock.io/lock/0x4c65b57f0cfaadae38cc337f2df5c64e85910372

Game Swap, Game Farm, Game Merch and many more coming in the project roadmap🚀

Good Luck!! 🌟
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2021.12.02 13:49 Medda_Medda [For Hire] Hi! I'm opening portrait's commissions :) Dm me anytime if you want it!

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2021.12.02 13:49 Plenty_Good5905 IT WAS A MIRACLE!!

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2021.12.02 13:49 hynezyvr GU short today. All my reasons for selling are in the box on the image. I'm 4 - 5 months into my forex journey. I'd love any opinions/criticism to help me better my trading.

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2021.12.02 13:49 russlejimmies2k China’s carbon pollution now surpasses all developed countries combined

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2021.12.02 13:49 DodgeTundra Watching Hot Ones with Simu Liu (Shang-Chi) and he used to be an Accountant.

https://youtu.be/K1sPSpcpsVc
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2021.12.02 13:49 No-Vacation239 Carbonation Q - Bottle conditioning

Hey all
So I just bottled my first cider (A cranberry-tangelo, made with store bought apple juice, fresh [then frozen then thawed] fruits, and Saf-5). Did a few (3) weeks in primary and a whole month in secondary. 2 gallons. (Or just under) Fermented dry to about 5.9% abv. Taste great!
Bottled 3 days ago in swing tops. Added 2oz of dextrose to the whole shabang, as according to the online priming calculator. (I even had it measure the sugar for 1.8 gal instead of 2gals) then split it into six bottles (yay bottle wand!) AND a plastic tester (1L bottle, filled about 1/3 of the way.)
Today I checked the tester and it was really taut. Opened it and it had a strong carb. I've made carb'd kombucha before, and If I had so little booch in such a big bottle it'd take forever to build that pressure and carb, def more than 3 days.
From what I've read, ciders can sit in the bottle conditioning phase for weeks? If they're this carbonated already should I move them to the fridge or are they still good to sit where they are? Should I check the glass bottles?
I just don't want to risk bottle bombs in my closet, ya know? Still very much a noob at this. Thanks!
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2021.12.02 13:49 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Politics] - US will resume policy for asylum-seekers to wait in Mexico | Washington Times

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2021.12.02 13:49 GARRRRYBUSSSEY Another year, another spotify wrapped being entirely dominated by my drift/comp. ambient artists.

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2021.12.02 13:49 InvestmentOk3585 Doge🐕Bonk 🏏 - We are the anti-meme dog, meme dog token. Contract Renounced / LP Burned / 🔥BURN wallet 🔥

WHAT WE ARE: ON A MISSION TO BONK ALL DOGCOINS!
WHAT WE AREN'T:
not another Uniswap clone,
no useless NFTs,
no roadmap,
no fake promises,
just BONK memes 🏏
We're honest with you.
DogeBonk is the most memeable project in the crypto space.
Not convinced? Google "Doge Bonk" and look at the images 😊
We've got the best community, the best memes, the best energy.
We're on a mission to bonk all other meme tokens - and you can join us for this ride! 🤘
Our community is constantly organizing raids, doing marketing and designing memes 🚀
We went from $2000 market cap to $6m market cap within 3 days, and currently on a dip!
This is going to go parabolic just because of the sheer force behind it 🔥
Is DogeBonk safe?
Liquidity was locked forever by burning all LP tokens 🔥
Ownership of the contract was renounced.
Contract is a 1:1 copy of SafeMoon which was audited by Certik.
Top holder owns only 0% of the supply.
Tokenomics
10% tax on all transactions:
8% are distributed to fellow DOBO holders,
2% are added to liquidity to create an ever rising price floor.
Info
Contract address: 0x21ede9b04cd2abc8ce2023175c3dba0a53778bbd
BUY HERE: https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?outputCurrency=0x21ede9b04cd2abc8ce2023175c3dba0a53778bbd
Renounced Ownership: https://bscscan.com/token/0x21ede9b04cd2abc8ce2023175c3dba0a53778bbd#readContract
LP Locked: https://deeplock.io/lock/0xd9d89fade441f556f2A0472C9284b490c95C7aB3
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